Ex Girlfriend Gets Naked on LazyBoy
This girl really isn’t my type, but if she were to start getting naked on my LazyBoy (recliner), I suppose I would encourage her to continue. Just because she’s not my type, that doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t make an exception if I don’t have to put much effort into it. I mean, she’s naked, she’s horny, she’s willing and her legs are open wide. A sure-thing is tough to turn down. Especially when all the leg/guess work has been taken out of the equation. Seems like a no-brainer to me.
Mack says that she wasn’t really ever considered a “girlfriend”. She was a girl from his neighborhood that suddenly started hang around and coming over to his place. He was a bit annoyed by her, at first, but then the blowjobs started. So, he tolerated her, but after one night, when a blowjob turned into Mack finally laying the pipe in her, he realized he made a big mistake. Now she was over by his place ALL the time, and he stupidly continued banging her, making her attachment to him even worse. And when he tried to cut her loose, she did not take it well. To make a long story short, Mack ended up moving to another town, in the middle of the night, just to shake her. Yikes!
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Not my type. Pic#5 her face is pretty bad looking. 5/10
Not for me but hey, whats last call for anyhow????
3.9 outta 10
I do not like red heads…But if she wanted to suck my cock out back of a bar or where ever…I’d have to let her!!! Oh well I’m a pig too!!!
Well she’s no Penthouse Pet but she’s definately worth slipping into on a wet Tuesday night. I’m liking her shaven faanjeeta and her little funbags but she does sound like a bit of a stalker so I’d have to meet round her’s so she didn’t find out where my crib was. I’d maybe even wear a gimp mask just so she didn’t reconise me again
I usually check-out the pictures before reading the narrative; no offense eRock. Pic #5 screams psycho. Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction 3/10.
Not bad for a bigfoot red headed psycho beeyotch; 5/10. Hope she at least gave good head.
she’s not a redhead. try strawberry blonde. and i would not go near that.
Sadly we are stuck with these F-ugly pics while the hot ones request to be taken down.
Yeppers… I can see Fatal Attraction in that last Pic.
Yep, i once dated a chick just like this…she worked swingshift as a picker/packer in a WalMart warehouse…an emptyheaded blond with luscious lips who loved going down on the Professor’s knob…I too had to cut her loose when she started making noises about making our “relatioinship” permanent….pic #5 is scary…and knocks h er down to a 5/10
09-21-2007
The National poontang fishery, has announced a red tide Until further notice, No clams shall be taken from the lazyboy recliner. And thats a federal law.
shes gonna look fugly as in 20 years judging by pic 5 *shudders
8 beers might be enough to do her. 4 for the blowjob. Mack was getting her all warmed up from pics1-4, then between pic 4 and 5 he must’ve asked, “Hey, neighbor, how about some anal sex tonight?” 3.5/10, at least she’s not obese.
She isn’t my type, but the body is nice enough. 5.5/10.
Hairy shoulders in Pic 5!
All very humorous responses people, but the fact remains… she still has tits and a vagina.
Oink Oink
Hey whalewatcher, please don’t leave out the fact that she has an asshole. Tits and a vagina are awesome, but it’s their asshole that your pinky slips into.
So she has tits and two holes to utilize, so does a sheep. At least with a sheep, when you get a look from it like the one in Pic5, you butcher it and get a new sheep.
Look at Picture 5 - SHE IS CRAZY ! That look tells you she had a plan all along to get this guy and she felt that she owned him because she gave it up. Does anyone remember Lorena Bobbit.
Guys - Remember what your Dad told you “The two most important things in a young mans life= 1. who you pick as your friends and 2. Where you put your pecker
BLEH! For all that is holy ive seen pig troughs that look more attractive.
Man, first you put up some hot looking chic nd then take her away and put up point tits “Cousin It and now we get a nice body but a face tha could pass for a puppet. I want to see the chic who ya took away. Send me her pics by email
Strawberry Blonde Huh… A psycho by any other name… This is the kinda girl that see at a bar and she looks decent after 5 or 10 drinks… Then, before last call offer to take her back to “her place” and you fuck her stupid because she’s easy. Then one day you get her drunk and let your friends bang her while you capture the “Kodak Moment”. As a matter of fact, she probably had one too many guys do that to her and that’s probably why she’s a psycho…
I wouldnt mind blasting my manly jello all over her friggin face, and Im sure she wouldnt mind it too. Please suck my cheez-e cock ginger and let me cum all over that freaky face of yours!
Pie is one thing; neighbours bearing boiled rabbits in a pie are to be laid down and avoided.
Small breasts, big feet, was she a bloke?
Poor old Mack fell for the old “Head in the Lazyboy Trick”.
I too also had a woman like this once, kinda snagged her from a friend of mine. I just asked her out once and we got back to her place and she just out of the blue started to suck my dick and she was really good at it so I kept her around for quite a while. I guess some women out there use that to keep a guy around, gotta admit, it works
Hey Bill - I remember what my Mom told me…
Marry a Girl with small hands .
That way there …Your Dick will look bigger.
What a troll, next…
Your mom consoles you about the size of your penis?
Cute when she is smiling
Scary when she isn’t
RUN BOYS RUN
She does have a Hot body….but a scary face! The dependency thing is VERY scary….pretty bad that he had to move in the middle of the night….I guess he did too good a job of laying the pipe…. LOL
You are all stupid, including Mack. This chick is rockin, and I wouldn’t let her go for a moment. Come on you people give it up. If you were such the stud, you wouldn’t be looking at this website. What loosers!