Drunk Ex Girlfriend Masturbates with Bottle

This chick looks like she might be kind of cute, if she wasn’t so shitfaced and sloppy in these pictures. I love drunk girls as much as the next guy, but I usually have to be drunk, myself, to really enjoy them. On the other hand, she’s freaky enough (or drunk enough) to get completely nude, lay on her back and masturbate with a beer bottle. She must really love her liquor! ;)

Neil, from New York, submitted these pics of his ex girlfriend. Now, he didn’t go into detail about their relationship, but the story behind the photos is kind of interesting. According to Neil, her being drunk was nothing new. The girl loved her booze. One night, at a party, his ex ended up loosing a bet, in turn, she had to put on a little nude masturbation show for anyone who wanted to watch. The pictures do her no justice, because it was one hot show and she was the life of the party. Thanks Neil!

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34 Responses to “Drunk Ex Girlfriend Masturbates with Bottle”

  1. Dewie
    March 21st, 2007 | 2:48 pm

    1st! And she’ssss……. not that cute….. at all.

  2. March 21st, 2007 | 2:58 pm

    NASTY NASTY NASTY well your right the pictures dont do her justice,i dont think anything could help this party whore 1.99/10,come on guys you could post better pictures than this .you can see on her fore head were someone has been hitting her with a 10 foot pole.

  3. March 21st, 2007 | 3:05 pm

    im sorry i had to be the first to see this skank .85/10 i would’nt fuck her if i was the only one at the party.[can you say WHORE SKANK……]

  4. JohnnyG
    March 21st, 2007 | 3:26 pm

    She’s not as bad as people on here are saying. 5/10

  5. modean
    March 21st, 2007 | 4:51 pm

    Jeebus! All y’all got me feeling sorry for her. Sadly, I would nail this chick. In fact I am somewhat famous among my friends for getting drunk and nailing the drunkest girl at the party because

    A) They were there.
    B) They were willing.

    Except for the 50 pound rule those are pretty much my sole criteria for nailing a broad when I’m drunk.

  6. Spiop
    March 21st, 2007 | 5:04 pm

    No sir, I didn’t like it…

  7. Hollywood
    March 21st, 2007 | 5:04 pm

    Gat’s on #1 Dewie. Well I’d be pissed that’s some good beer she’s using lol. To tell you the truth she’s not all that great but also not bad. I can see why he would do her. Nothing really jumps out except the beer bottle but she does have the goods. I’m going to go with JohnnyG. Hollywood is going to give this one a 5 out of 10.

  8. 25or6to4
    March 21st, 2007 | 5:44 pm

    Well - I’ve never had an exgirlfriend put on a show with a beer bottle for me before… maybe I should start dating nasty girls who lack self respect… Either way, she is nasty 2/10.

  9. DownTown
    March 21st, 2007 | 5:52 pm

    Fuck that, i’m giving this girl a 9 just cause of the story. 2 on the looks department, but a 9 because shes banging herself with a Heineken! I love freaky girls like this, they make a party memorable. I dated this one girl a while back that stuck a light bulb in her pussy while i was working night staff at a dorm, behind the desk where I was working at 1 a.m. or so. Freak in public and a freak in the sheets, helluva lot more bangeable than this girl is though.

  10. Caligula
    March 21st, 2007 | 5:53 pm

    I wouldn’t feed her to my german shepherds. She looks like a hepatitis buffet.

  11. GG Allin
    March 21st, 2007 | 6:05 pm

    DownTown, you have sunk to a new low. Caligula is right on the money. Sir…T-cell count is fading fast! AIDS alert! AIDS alert! 2/10

  12. Mtngrn
    March 21st, 2007 | 7:06 pm

    Yes she is average, but I’d glove up and do her .. if she’ll use a beer bottle .. why not some Vodka, and you can kill some nasty bugs .. She must be a convenient girl friend .. don’t know if I’d want my girl masturbating in front of a party. On the other hand, if it’s someone elses girl .. go for it!

  13. bill
    March 21st, 2007 | 7:17 pm

    Neil doesn’t need to include the stroy, We here already know it:

    She was his girl, he thought she would be the last girl on earth to cheat, he NEVER saw it coming. She went out with ‘the girls’ one night and word got back to him that she was banging both glass and plastic bottles (slut), oh yea and the four men holding the bottles got there turn also.

    Low self esteem + Alcohol = skank… or if she’s cute, the life of the party :)

    This one needs to learn how to use a razor - dirty ass, skanky ass and no class

  14. Zilla
    March 21st, 2007 | 8:05 pm

    3/10 Least she isn’t fat lol.

  15. Shrprazor
    March 21st, 2007 | 8:16 pm

    TOP TEN CAPTIONS THAT SHOULD BE UNDER THESE PICS.

    10. God damit Lulu get your lips off my beer!
    9. Hey Lulu could you open this beer for me?
    8. Uh and now your gonna tell me that she pisses out her mouth.
    7. I once saw a split tail beaver swallow an organ.
    6. Leroy get yer wife back on her leash, she took my beer again.
    5. This is a real mans beer bottle opener.
    4. I thought you said beer came from a horse?
    3.Now this give a whole new meaning to beer bottle glasses.
    2. Hell thats nothing. My ex can hide a football up there.
    AND THE NUMBER ONE CAPTION IS
    1. Shit were never gonna get the smell out of the beer now.

  16. Ryan
    March 21st, 2007 | 8:54 pm

    What are you guys talking about?

    This is one of the hottest girls that has been posted in weeks!

    I think I’ve smoked crack with this girl in Queens.

  17. Hollywood
    March 21st, 2007 | 9:03 pm

    So DT did the light bulb light up, now that would have been something I would never forget.

    Love the list Shrprazor keep them coming.

  18. eveningmail
    March 21st, 2007 | 10:43 pm

    Drunk photos of hot girls are usually bad enough. Drunk photos of nasty girls doing nasty things are, with no fear of hyperbole, horrendous.

  19. blondelover
    March 22nd, 2007 | 12:09 am

    Not my type but any chick that will fuck a beer bottle gets extra points in my book. I hate to say I bet she woke up the next morning with a yeast infection.

  20. Yoda
    March 22nd, 2007 | 5:34 am

    I think I saw this girl with Modean one time… yep that was her…

  21. hihi
    March 22nd, 2007 | 8:58 am

    meh id hit it after a few still, hope the bottle was empty though otherwise complete waste !

  22. Cookie monster
    March 22nd, 2007 | 9:34 am

    she is bad, and not in a good way.4/10

  23. Harry Palms
    March 22nd, 2007 | 9:59 am

    Where are all of the masturbation spectators? I call BS.

  24. Bucki
    March 22nd, 2007 | 12:51 pm

    Her therapy bills must rival only the cost of her meds…..

  25. modean
    March 22nd, 2007 | 1:18 pm

    Whoa, the nutless wonder squeaks again. If that was your best shot Yoda, you’re coming in outmanned and undergunned. And that couldn’t have been me, I was with your mom that night - she needed the spare change.

  26. March 22nd, 2007 | 3:36 pm

    Modean… my mom could use a little money.
    She’s almost 80 , if that’s OK .

  27. modean
    March 22nd, 2007 | 9:48 pm

    Batman, it all depends I mean there’s 80 that looks 60, then there’s 80 that looks 80.

  28. Vikingwarrior
    March 23rd, 2007 | 2:09 am

    What a wast of a good Heineken..I say drink the beer and fuck that chick

  29. methmouth
    March 25th, 2007 | 4:16 pm

    I LOVE SLUTS..I WOUNDER WILL SHE MARRY ME!!FUCK THAT IM JUST HIGH…..

  30. Mearl
    March 25th, 2007 | 4:28 pm

    Geezus, this chick takes time to shave that big nasty meatball beaver and somehow doesn’t seem to care about the goatee growing around her big smelly shit hole. It appears that she forgot to wipe as well. This is by far the worst ever on the site.

  31. SirDrew
    March 26th, 2007 | 7:18 pm

    She is not really my cup of tea (but she probably does not deserve the stoning she received from this crowd). Anyway I have to give credit to a chick that will use a beer bottle as a sex toy

  32. dudeshesok
    October 3rd, 2007 | 10:54 pm

    Shes ok guys jesus id bang here and chicks fucking themselves with beer bottles while drunk is just plane hoT! 8/10

  33. number 1
    October 18th, 2007 | 1:55 am

    we realy need to fuck !

  34. nobody
    March 7th, 2010 | 10:36 pm

    disgusting

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